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October 24 2017

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sakana-comic:

Read SAKANA #476 HERE! 

Yuudai had one job and he’s not doing a very good job at that job. 


What is this comic??:  SAKANA is a slice-of-life, romantic comedy (a sli-li-rom-com, if you will) that takes place in a giant fish market. It follows the lives of a few 20-somethings working at the market, their friends and family, and all the wacky situations they constantly find themselves in despite their best efforts. Basically they all want to date each other, but they’re all terrible at it, and also there’s lots of seafood involved.

Start reading from the beginning HERE!

fierceawakening:

ddnosakechi:

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

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fartgallery:

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

October 23 2017

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citizen-zero:

visavee:

This review of the show Young Sheldon is the only review I need.

Now I feel validated for the knee-jerk hatred I feel every time I see one of the goddam posters

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kfloresdraws:

Asexual Awareness Week is here!! Time to celebrate each and every one of you wonderful aces <3 Thank you for being you! Enjoy!!

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transjhonder:

this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isn’t some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.

October 22 2017

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

God, I really wish I played Fallout New Vegas around the time it was released. I can only imagine the joy of convincing your friends who were also disappointed with Fallout 3 to buy New Vegas just by spoiling the kind of bullshit that happens in the game completely out of context

Me: “So the angry mailman finally arrives at Las Vegas, which is just like the real one. That Woody Robot stalker I told you about tells him to visit Walt Disney and his robot girlfriend, but my mailman is PISSED and goes straight to Chandler Bing’s casino for an express delivery of whoop-ass. I end up having a drink with Chandler and he tells me about how he became the leader of his tribe of dudes in suits and his plan of conquering the shitty desert with Disney’s animatronics.”

Friend: “…huh. Wasn’t Elvis the boss of Las Vegas though?”

Me: “No, Elvis and his cute cyborg dog rule Las Vegas’ ghetto, although the murderous laser merchants and that brothel with the ghoul cowboy prostitute and robot fister are pretty influential too. These factions are very complex”

Me: “My current companion is a lady specialized in stealth.”

Friend: “Don’t tell me she’s one of those cliche sexy spy ladies clad in black and-”

Me: “ She is a sweet sweet grandma who was turned into a Nightkin, a sneaky Super Mutant. She tells me about her grandchildren all the time and how she used to bake them cookies and stuff, she’s so nice!”

Friend: “…she is what?”

Me: “Her weapon is a bigass sword. Well, actually it’s a helicopter blade she strapped to a piece of wood using leather belts, but she uses it as a sword.”

Friend: “Are you making this up as you go?”

Me: “She has Dissociative Identity Disorder but she’s already on meds and I think mailman is a very supportive friend! She is his grandma now. Here’s a pic of her.”

Friend: “????”

Me: “I love my grandma.”

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ages-of-arda:

casey-lawrence:

spankmethorin:

thranduilland:

holidaygeth:

Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond

Elrond’s like that one guy in all the movies and shit who’s just ‘don’t do the thing’ and everyone else is just ‘Shut the fuck up. What do you know?!’ and then later on it turns out they shouldn’t have done the thing..

Elrond would survive a horror movie

Elrond has already survived several horror movies.

Damn straight.

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October 21 2017

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blindsprings:

Blindsprings page three hundred and fifty-two can be read HERE!

New to Blindsprings? Start reading HERE!

Hiveworks

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

I’m half-convinced that many Germans regard it as a point of national pride to have words for every conceivable emotion, and every time anyone anywhere asks “is there a word for [obscure emotional state]?”, the entire nation of Germany collectively invents one, edits their dictionaries so that it’s retroactively always existed, and says “yes, yes there is”.

@lightlunas​ replied:

I can’t say you’re wrong, and I’m pretty sure you’re talking about the famous German “Wortneuschöpfungswahn”

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sakana-comic:

sakana-comic:

Read SAKANA #475 HERE! 

Everything is a distraction distracting from another distraction.


What is this comic??:  SAKANA is a slice-of-life, romantic comedy (a sli-li-rom-com, if you will) that takes place in a giant fish market. It follows the lives of a few 20-somethings working at the market, their friends and family, and all the wacky situations they constantly find themselves in despite their best efforts. Basically they all want to date each other, but they’re all terrible at it, and also there’s lots of seafood involved.

Start reading from the beginning HERE!

The newest page went up really late last night! CHECK IT OUT~! 

October 20 2017

crunchie-morris:

Does anyone else have this insecurity where you consider people friends, but you don’t know if they consider you a friend? Like, my super close friends, the ones I talk to every day, I don’t have doubts about, but like my friends in theatre or ones I just see at school, etc., like…do they think of me as a friend?? Like, I almost get the temptation to be like, “Hey, are we friends??” But that would be weird because if we are friends, why would I question it, and if we aren’t, then why do I think we are???

angrypunkandtrans:

THIS BLOG DOES NOT SUPPORT PUTTING BOYS DOWN

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untilstarsfall:

asynca:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

I love that Ubisoft’s response to the racist white man pain mess that was Watch Dogs was by giving WD2 a black male lead. But then when racists got angry, Ubisoft put wearable blm merch in-game, added playable buff female characters and black vikings to For Honor, diversified their roster in Rainbow Six Siege, made their newest Assassin’s Creed games take place in China and Egypt, and made Far Cry 5 be about beating up white supremacists.

Conspiracy Theory: Ubisoft Was Killed And Replaced By A Look Alike

Whatever demons Ubisoft inhabited exited into Bioware.

#ubi 3 years ago: how do i animate a fucking woman 

#ubi now: r e v o l u t i o n

Yo, I’ve got a really good female friend who works for Ubisoft. Instead of acting like it’s witchcraft that Ubi’s changing it’s tune, you can thank the women and other minorities working inside gaming companies that endure being called names by all of you lot AND being treated like crap by their own coworkers and still keep persistently trying to push for change inside their company. 

They work tirelessly despite getting shit from absolutely everyone, gamers, co-workers and internet trolls alike. 

THIS IS WHY HIRING DIVERSELY IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS PUTTING DIVERSITY INSIDE THE GAMES

October 19 2017

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pastrami-golem:

cheesyturtle:

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

“Listening to stuffy old songs about the buttocks”

captsiimba:

the-catholic-geek:

tgmember:

just-shower-thoughts:

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

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